How to Rock

Step 1: Go out drinking at seven-thirty on a Thursday.

Step 2: Drink approximately ten beers and three shots over the course of five hours.

Step 3: Engage in an idiotic, but ultimately hilarious, cinnamon eating contest with a buddy.

Step 4: Stumble home a little after midnight.

Step 5: Pass out on your sofa while smoking a cigarette.

Step 6: Wake up to the sound of your bedroom alarm clock blaring at seven in the morning, rub your pounding head.

Step 7: Realize in horror that, not only did you leave the door of your apartment wide open for some reason when you came in the night before, but also that you burnt a hole in your carpet with said cigarette.

Step 8: As you shower, dress and prepare to go to work, wonder if perhaps you are getting too old for this sort of thing, or if you are just plain awesome. After all, you did nearly eat a spoonful of cinnamon last night. Could an old person do that? I think not.