How to Rock
Step 1: Go out drinking at seven-thirty on a Thursday.
Step 2: Drink approximately ten beers and three shots over the course of five hours.
Step 3: Engage in an idiotic, but ultimately hilarious, cinnamon eating contest with a buddy.
Step 4: Stumble home a little after midnight.
Step 5: Pass out on your sofa while smoking a cigarette.
Step 6: Wake up to the sound of your bedroom alarm clock blaring at seven in the morning, rub your pounding head.
Step 7: Realize in horror that, not only did you leave the door of your apartment wide open for some reason when you came in the night before, but also that you burnt a hole in your carpet with said cigarette.
Step 8: As you shower, dress and prepare to go to work, wonder if perhaps you are getting too old for this sort of thing, or if you are just plain awesome. After all, you did nearly eat a spoonful of cinnamon last night. Could an old person do that? I think not.
posted by Blake Redgrave @ 11:12 AM
5 Comments
5 Comments:
In my book that pretty much makes you AWESOME. =]
But I'm 22. What the hell do I know? 8 more years* of nights like this and I'd be feeling pretty old too.
*30's my scary age where if I still find myself living my current lifestyle, I will have to consider myself a failure at life. haha
You are just plain awesome. You night sounds just like my night was last night sans the cinnamon.
A cinnamon eating contest?
Best smelling puke ever? ABSOLUTELY.
Definitely sounds like an awesome night out, and I congratulate you on the cinnamon contest. My friend I once did something similar, but with mustard.
Clearly we were not in the right mind because mustard not only tastes horrible after keg stands, but it stains. Everything. I still have nightmares about the morning after that...
Dude. Win.
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